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"I wish you the best with your book."
-- Dave Barry

Glowing endorsements like the one above don’t simply grow on the backs of book covers. Then again, no self-help guru has ever had the guts, the goods or the gall to tackle your dysfunction with such dynamic irreverence.

Meet Dr.* Matt (*not a doctor) -- pseudo-psychologist and photogenist (a camera-ready counselor) who goes where Dr. Phil, Dr. Laura, Dr. Melfi, Oprah, Maury and Montel don’t dare. Spoofing more than two-dozen bestselling self-help books and their celebrated authors, “Positive MEinforcement” isn’t just a parody – it’s a lifestyle. Dr.* Matt teaches his disciples how to lie to themselves, stalk success, sweat the “small stuff,” read minds, dodge death, faith heal and meditate to new levels of ecstasy.

Spoon up some Matzoh Ball Soup for the Spirit, hug Delf the Self-Help Elf and let Dr.* Matt take all the thinking out of feeling. You’ll learn to shout “Me first!” every day and make life all about YOU.

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Humbled isn’t the word. Gratified? No. Well, yes, but not at the moment. How do I best describe the sensation sweeping over me whenever I consider the souls I save with each and every sale? In a word — rich. In another word — blessed. Allow me to experience more richness by blessing you and everyone on your Kwanzaa shopping list (yes, "Positive MEinforcement" makes a great gift!)

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